The 1985 WCCW version of The Midnight Express consisted of Dennis Condrey and Bobby Eaton, managed by Jim “Likely-Better-at-Tennis” Cornette. They would often feud with The Fantastics for the WCWA tag-team titles. I hated both of these tag teams equally and couldn’t care less about their feuds. I always kept my fingers crossed in hopes that I could cause Jim Cornette to spontaneously combust into a whimsical display of blood, guts, and gore in the middle of the ring. Luckily for Jim, I could never muster enough psychic ability to make that happen.