I was told the search was on for my replacement last week. They’re only looking in India, though. Seriously. That’s what I was told. My replacement must be an Indian, living in India, willing to do my job for pennies on the dollar. Or pebbles. Or whatever measly means they use to pay Indians in […]
Zombies can appear in numerous stages of decay. Some may appear with their flesh completely decomposed, leaving what only appears to be a walking skeleton. Newly infected zombies can often appear to be lifelike as opposed to appearing to be the walking corpses that they are. This can become tricky when setting out to kill […]
Organize before they rise. You need plan now, before a zombie outbreak occurs, in order to safeguard yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. Learn to master the use of your weapons. Zombies typically catch their prey is by grabbing the living and pulling them in close in order to bite them. Therefore, […]
Everything in my Comments section seems to be spam. I can’t make out one legitimate comment from a human since this site went up. It’s as if no one knows it exists, really. I feel like it’s really sort-of underground in a way.
A zombie is a former living human who has been infected with the virus called Solanum. While this particular virus is not airborne, Solanum is 100 percent communicable through direct fluidic contact with the infected. It is also 100 percent fatal. Once the Solanum virus enters the bloodstream of the living, it travels throughout the […]
My dad is impossible to shop for. No matter how much I have tried over the years to give him exactly the things I would think that he would like, he never seems to genuinely enjoy anything I (or anyone else) can come up with to give him. Last year I got him one of those expensive […]